So 'Herr Professor' is at it again. He seems to have a near constant hard on for anyone who has ever used or would even consider using the MS 'comic sans' font.
I use Comic Sans appropriately
Category: Weirdness
Posted on: June 16, 2010 8:24 PM, by PZ Myers
And the little douchenozzle's angry diatribe just confirms that fact.
Now PZ Myers is obviously a brilliant professor and biologist, but since I have decided to not be one of his chosen 'sieg heil' minions, he can't dictate cultural preferences in my direction.
At one time in the far distant past I decided to study Residential Landscape Architecture and the chosen hand printed type of lettering that we were taught to use in our landscape renderings was very close to what eventually became known as 'comic sans'. Easy to print, clean and fluid, and when well done, very nice looking. Now of course this was long before the home computer days and the introduction of Microsoft's 'comic sans' font — PZ Myers' pet peeve.
Actually 'douchenozzle's angry diatribe' is a well written "short imagined monologue":
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole. BY MIKE LACHER
"Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
You don't like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don't like that I'm all over your sister-in-law's blog? You don't like that I'm on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I'm standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.
People love me. Why? Because I'm fun. I'm the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business' website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring. . . . . "
Next Herr Myers will be dictating art and music appreciation and how Picasso was a much better artist than Caravaggio. Just because I prefer the works of Mozart over Hayden doesn't mean one is better than the other. It is NOT about black and white, good as opposed to evil, apples and oranges, but rather personal appreciation. It is nothing more or less than a fucking computer font. Something most university professors should be able to understand.