Got a hilarious letter in my spam file a few days back:
Приветствую вас, вы можете быть скептически получения электронной почты, потому что мы не встретились predtím, я г-н Патрик KW Чан (исполнительный директор и главный финансовый директор) на úbocí Сенг Банк Ltd, presto, я торговые предложения, связанного
сумма $ 24000000,00 долларов США в моем банке, я знаю, мы.....
So Patrik K, Chan, "Chief Executive Director" of the Seng Bank, Ltd [presto???] writes to me in Russian, from an Italian address, informing me that his 'bank' is worth 24 million US dollars and that we can mutualy benefit from something which is left vaguely undisclosed. Yup, sure we can.
How stupid do these crooks think the citizens of the internet really are??? Discovered that Mr. Chen has hundreds of aliases, connected with various 'banks', as well as limitless email addresses. And all connected with vast sums of money, of course.
Loved the three language mishmash of requested information:
1.Full имена,
2.Age
3.Occupation,
4.Private номер телефона,
5.Current rezidencní адрес
Sorry Patrik, but you are a 他媽的輸家, fottuto perdente, проигрыше, and I willl even throw in an extra, pendejo perdedor - all of which point in the direction of your being a fucking loser - and not a very bright one at that.
So if you should be bothered by mail from "Г-н Патрик Чан." <rmb.ricami@tin.it> or Mr. Patrik Chan, do NOT answer it, but rather report it to the proper authorities. Yahoo has a page on the procedure for reporting email scams and phishers.
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